Oh Tumblr. Why can’t I get into you

Jezebel is annoying me now

it must be nice to be so self-righteous all the time

I need several passive aggressive gifs in my arsenal right now. Rationality doesn’t seem to be doing me any favours.

It's been so long! How are you?

I’m good! Took a little hiatus from Jez for a while after ‘the change’ but I came crawling back! Why aren’t you around anymore? So many people are gone and I don’t recognise half the starred commenters now!

That Rod Stewart wannabe needs to back the fuck up and GTFO.

J Lo dancing…..way to upstage your husband with that perfect ass.

Beyonce on AI….I die
Snarker by name…
UM…..Jezehel

When did all the obnoxious people ride into Jezebel on their high horses? YOU’RE SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON! I’M SO PERFECT AND JUDGEMENTAL!

Fuck You.